Road Palaver I (Rolls-Royce Mode)

Shaq O’Neil can’t drive cars meant for the masses and so he needs the customized modes. (credit: social media)

Most motorists see everyone walking on the road as people who are not mobile but in reality many actually do.

Someone alighted to get some drugs at the pharmacy, another to pick his child in school, someone’s car is at the parking lot and decided to stroll out of his office complex to buy booli (grilled plantain) with groundnut and chilled water … I can see cars at mechanic workshops waiting for surgeries …. Continue reading Road Palaver I (Rolls-Royce Mode)

Quotes for the New Week.

Team and teamwork harness success and preserve for more achievements. (credit: social media)

“None of us is as smart as all of us.” Ken Blanchard

“Individual commitment to a group effort–that is what makes a team work, a company work, a society work, a civilization work.”Vince Lombardi

“The key to successful leadership today is influence, not authority” – Ken Blanchard

“Coming together is a beginning. Keeping together is progress. Working together is success.” Henry Ford Continue reading Quotes for the New Week.

Bedtime Café (What God had Joined Together …).

Your frustrated looks when your partner (the criminal) won’t stop setting alarm but it refuses to arrest the offender but you. Yes no one but you!

Since God had joined you together in Holy Matrimony you became one and as Siamese twins you can achieve many things as individuals for you both and these are some of them:

Taking analgesic to relieve your partner’s pains.

Sipping steaming tea to release her cold so you can receive. Continue reading Bedtime Café (What God had Joined Together …).

‘Guilty or Victim?’

Love thrives in atmosphere of bliss and peace but bad-blood triggers hate. @ image: First Family @ Covenant Christian Centre: The Oyemades – Toyin and Poju (Instagram)

‘Guilty or Victim?’ mirrors the fact that there are two sides to every issue in life. If someone is always accusing others of something such could be a victim of the circumstance or guilty of the accusation.

A lady always accusing men of promiscuity could be a floozy or a victim. If she was a floozie she had probably slept with a company CEO, a soldier, student, politician, single and married … had probably slept with her best friend’s boyfriend, boss’ hubby and so over the years all men are promiscuous – her world spilling over to the world.

After all in her little world she’s had premarital … and later extramarital sex with various men. Continue reading ‘Guilty or Victim?’

‘The Maze Called Life.’

Add smile to the picture on the left, add the bead, earrings and headgear and see if her natural looks (before-makeup beauty) won’t come close to her after make-up effect. (image credit: social media)

If your behaviours used to be the image on the left and you add understanding, patience, humanity, self-love, self-esteem, confidence  … you’ll become very adorable, irresistible and in the end you become an angel but are there angels in life?
Continue reading ‘The Maze Called Life.’

Picture of the Day (Mr. & Mrs).

Love should be refreshed to witness many anniversaries. (credit: social media)

Many fresh couples (brides and grooms hours back) are doing (perhaps had done) thanksgiving in church today.

@ image:

Care to know the information streaming through the fresh hubby’s mind … yeah let’s go:

“So I finally deleted her surname from birth and blessed her with mine?” Continue reading Picture of the Day (Mr. & Mrs).

‘God as Delicacy.’

She relished God in church and came out with abundant blessings. Taste God and enjoy awesome love, wholesome life.

Brides and grooms enter church, court … as singles and leave as married.

Women with baby bumps enter medical facilities as one but come out as two – mum and baby!

Church is source, sea of blessings and a blessed you should exit same. Continue reading ‘God as Delicacy.’

As Unique as Styles.

Aso-ebi is group experience, whose foundation rests on fashion but individual differences (uniqueness) highlight styles. (credit: social media)

Styles (personal identity which is uniqueness) is seen in different bags, shoes, smiles, complexion, height … and most importantly the engineering (design) of their attire.

Complexion is about skin-colour and colour is beauty – and beautiful. I can see ebony as well as chocolate-brown and fair complexion.

 

VAW (Voices At Weddings) Bisola Weds Rasheed (#Bisras 2005) (VI)

The Anus (pronounced Harnuus). The bride Adaeze is the daughter of Nigerian entertainer and activist Charles Oputa (aka Charly Boy)

The Wedding Party:

Saturday Night at Bisola’s Parents’ Home.

Party was going on downstairs but these two friends: Bisola’s cousin (Aminat) with her childhood friend (Zainab) were too tired to join …. They were lying on Bisola’s bed with suya and malt drinks keeping them company.

Aminat: (perusing the picture of the newest couple) when bride and groom are good-looking, of the same height and age you behold #Bisras2005. Continue reading VAW (Voices At Weddings) Bisola Weds Rasheed (#Bisras 2005) (VI)

VAW (Voices At Weddings) Bisola Weds Rasheed (#Bisras 2005) (V)

Smiles, music, camaraderie … all add to weddings.

Voices at the Reception:

Dr. (Mrs) Chisom Okafor, 58-year-old colleague of Bisola with her neighbour, Cindy Okotie, a cleric’s wife and cleric.

Okafor: Madam tietie believe me Bisola is pregnant.

Okotie: I don’t know maybe you studied pregnancy-detection in college for you’re so good and hardly miss target … but I’m a woman too and not as good as you … you’ve got scanning eyes or are they spiritual-scanning eyes? Continue reading VAW (Voices At Weddings) Bisola Weds Rasheed (#Bisras 2005) (V)