“Mr. & Mrs. Omodunjoye” (III)

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If after years of being his wife on campus he decides to marry you probably out of guilt or sympathy or to prove a point because you both won “Campus Couple” throughout your stay on campus. Marriages based on these feelings don’t usually last.

He’ll be a stranger at his wedding an alien in his own home because it has expired before it was manufactured. The prostration at your engagement is nauseating to him. The traditional wedding items in their 42s and others that his family bought and brought makes him detest you the more but he never dropped a cue. Your Alaga Ijoko, his Alaga Iduro (compere representing the bride and groom families respectively) look stupid to him. Continue reading “Mr. & Mrs. Omodunjoye” (III)

“Mr. & Mrs Omodunjoye” (II)

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Omodunjoye is a Yoruba (ethnic group domiciled basically in Southwestern Nigeria) name but when converted to ‘Omo dun joye’ it literally means children are sweeter (more glorious) than titles. ‘Omo’ is a slang in Yoruba language for single-ladies, especially hot babes.

I’ve lost count of the number of times people had asked me to tell them what they were thinking – the idea of Titi in Ekiti, Chichi in Owerri of Psychology but it’s beyond that. Psychology is the scientific study of human behaviour … but one variable drives behaviour which is motivation so motivation is the foundation of the discipline called Psychology. Continue reading “Mr. & Mrs Omodunjoye” (II)

Dissecting the Art and Science of Kissing and Kisses

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I use kissing and kisses as scales for measuring intimacy, affection amongst elite couples

“Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.” – Leo Buscaglia Continue reading Dissecting the Art and Science of Kissing and Kisses

Music Weds Sports (Football)

Shakira  arrives at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards at the MGM Grand Garden Arena on May 18, 2014 in Las Vegas, Nevada X17online.com
Shakira and Pique

Colombia (South America) weds Spain (Europe) and by extension, Music weds Sports (football).

They share the same birthdays but Shakira is 10 years his senior. This kind of marriage tradition whereby wives could be many years older than their husbands is not uncommon in Europe and America unlike Africa where it’s vice versa.

Date of Births:

Gerard Pique: February 2 1987

Shakira Isabel Ripoll: February 2 1977

“Mr. & Mrs. Omodunjoye”

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They live together on campus like husband and wife; she goes to the market, cooks, does the dishes, his laundry, cleans the house; he on the other hand drops some coins, carries out repairs and keeps her company and they flesh regularly. Yes, they’re the cohabiting campus lovers.

Women are usually at the receiving end of failed relationships so aborted campus affairs could be very devastating. This lifestyle is notorious with students of higher institutions and especially common with students who stay off-campus. Cohabitation campaigns vigorously, reveal its manifestos expressly and entice the electorates of higher institutions and of course many vote for it! Continue reading “Mr. & Mrs. Omodunjoye”